Welcome to juniorprof
Seven ways to figure out whether you're a junior prof:
1. You spend a lot of time avoiding committee meetings
2. You've hidden from a student by diving under the desk
3. Achieving a personal life is on your list of things To Do
4. You still haven't given up on the idea of Free Food
5. Your real expertise lies in exploring the local happy hour scene
6. You're always working on your "Book"
7. You spend more than 8 hours a day contemplating alternate career plans
Juniorprof under Pile of Papers...
You need a cat. Cats sit on paper piles, effectively preventing burial.
ReplyDeleteWould it be unethical to burn them? (The papers, not the cats.)
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