Introducing New Authors on Juniorprof

So I have always wanted this blog to be a site of conversation, as opposed to a site of display. Ergo, I am tired of talking generally to myself. Juniorprofs (or almost juniorprofs or not that far from juniorprofness) please audition. My first guest juniorprof is risatrix, who has not only commented but made me laugh. Welcome, disaffected juniorprof who has already collaborated in making the world go round. BTW, a very good wheel could up your chances of becoming the third or fourth juniorprof. A contest, as it were.

I will work on anonymous display. But basically you need to choose a name, sign on, and lie about who you in fact are. (Oh, and make a wheel).