Welcome to juniorprof
Seven ways to figure out whether you're a junior prof:
1. You spend a lot of time avoiding committee meetings
2. You've hidden from a student by diving under the desk
3. Achieving a personal life is on your list of things To Do
4. You still haven't given up on the idea of Free Food
5. Your real expertise lies in exploring the local happy hour scene
6. You're always working on your "Book"
7. You spend more than 8 hours a day contemplating alternate career plans
In a word: Argh!!! Then again, I know the alumni don't send in those big donations 'cause they like spending Saturday afternoon watching me do my job. (Never mind that it sucks that I often work on Saturdays....)
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